
Top Student New Years Resolution Fails
Christmas is a time of year filled with fun, family and joy, but it can also be very stressful, especially when it comes to buying presents which often can add up to a lot of £££!
Would it really be the start of a new year without some New Year resolutions that we know we’re going to bin off after the first week of January?
We try, and often fail, and sometimes all that you can do is laugh.
We thought we’d try our best to brighten up your January, so we’ve pulled together some student New Year’s resolutions that we know aren’t going to stick, for your viewing pleasure.
That slice of lemon you had in your G&T doesn’t count…
Let’s face it, last night’s leftover Dominos is also looking a lot more appealing than that avocado sat in the bottom of the fridge. Just sayin’.
That slice of lemon you had in your G&T doesn’t count…
Let’s face it, last night’s leftover Dominos is also looking a lot more appealing than that avocado sat in the bottom of the fridge. Just sayin’.
Apologies in advance to everyone who thinks they are being ignored.
We have messaged you back, but only in our heads, and then we got distracted. Sorry!
Guilty as charged.
It’s not our fault we can’t be bothered to go to the shop, or cook for that matter.
Pay for Netflix? Do you think I’m made of money?
Plus, it’s good fun to mess up their recommendations.
Online shopping, we see you.
And rent. And bills. And food shops. Oh to be a student.
How do they notice every time?
It’s hardly a crime borrowing a splash of milk for a cuppa.
We’re not proud of that mouldy mug we’ve hidden.
We’re actually quite disgusted with ourselves.
If they can’t see you, they can’t ask questions, right?
Probs not, but worth a shot.
Do cups of tea count?
Coffee? Maybe that would explain the headaches…
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Christmas is a time of year filled with fun, family and joy, but it can also be very stressful, especially when it comes to buying presents which often can add up to a lot of £££!
Christmas is a time of year filled with fun, family and joy, but it can also be very stressful, especially when it comes to buying presents which often can add up to a lot of £££!
Christmas is a time of year filled with fun, family and joy, but it can also be very stressful, especially when it comes to buying presents which often can add up to a lot of £££!